Interview with David Beckham
Steve:-David, your contract is up next summer, have you ever considered a free transfer to Stoke?
David:-No, they would not be able to afford my wages
Steve:-Do you regret getting sent off during the World Cup, possibly robbing England of a chance to win the World Cup?
David:-No, not at all, getting set off was the best thing that happened
Steve:-Why?
David:-Well, I would not be as famous as I am now
Steve:-Why are you married to such a minger?
David:-Yes, she is a very good singer isn't she
Steve:-Do you wear your wife's underwear so you can smell like a cunt as well as being one?
David:-They tickle my balls, which makes me play better
Steve:-Why are you so thick?
David:-I'm not any more, I'm feeling much better
Steve:-I said thick, not sick, David, what is you IQ?
David:-I haven't got an IQ, I've got a Mercedes
Steve:-What would you have called your kid if it was conceived in Cockermouth in Cumbria?
David:-David, probably
Steve:-Are you only married to Victoria so that everyone will not find out your secret that you are having sexual relations with Graham Le Saux?
David:-I am not having sexual relations with Graham Le Saux
Steve:-Sorry, I meant Marc Overmars, is that why you are rumoured to be going to Arsenal in the summer?
David:-I don't have to stay and listen to this, Marc Overmars is just a good friend
[DAVID WALKS OFF]
Steve:-David, come back, I haven't finished yet, do you spit or swallow?
Come back!!
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